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Joe Moron will ruin your neighbours' gardens as he confuses your addresses. Brought up on a mix of social security and excessively tight underwear, Joe Moron is here to do nothing of any conceivable benefit to Zharg or human kind. Joe  dances stealthily and carries a sharp knife. He cuts his toe nails once in a while because he has a column in The Daily Scrotalgraph for which he is paid an unspeakable amount of money. His kids write it while Joe's out the back playing with himself and anything that smells of burning hair.

Joe wants to be in South America, perhaps Patagonia, maybe Neasden. He'll kiss you once and never again. The resulting dental damage will spread through the ugly in your neighbourhood, quietly revealing their nights' work. "Fuck Joe" you may well say. He's not bad. He just does not get what a routine atrocity he is.

Joe Moron writes:

Fuck, er, sorry - we forgot: Joe cannot write.

Here instead is a grunt from Joe:

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